Mariodude

Brandon Cornhusk Johnson (known more by his alias Mariodude (more recently known by his other alias Koplje)) is an unfunny pale cisgendered white male. Mariodude joined RHQ in the spring of 2008 when he was simply an embryo in his father's womb. Mariodude continues to be an active user on RHQ (unfortunately) and produces shit that nobody else will like. Not even RHQ.

Mariodude is known on RHQ as being the biggest piece of shit ever when it comes to any type of videogame, often calling things "overpowered" or "broken" when in fact he's just shit at the game he's playing.

In the fall of 2014, Mariodude was cursed by the evil fairy named poverty. He can no longer afford food, water, or air to breathe, so instead he subsists off of content he finds on FunnyJunk. A side effect of this curse means he can no longer play video games, but nobody wanted to play with him anyways.