Cable

Jordan "Cable" Neville (Born 2012) is a white (closeted) homosexual male. Known for being competitive in all aspects of his life, including - but not limited to - competitive sperg rage, competitive schoolwork, and much more. Unfortunately, he has yet to claim the title to any of these, seeing as Gandy's test scores always seem to be higher than Cable's, and Moja, Grey, and Cable himself seem to find new ways to sperg out over video games, which only causes him to lose even more. At many times, losses could be prevented if it were not for his fear of failure, where simply one creep being taken will cause his many mental/personality disorders to flare up. At which point, the best course of action is to complain (passive-aggressively and otherwise,) or to simply give up and give the win to the enemy team. Other forms of coping involve calling everyone a retard, mongoloid, inbred, or dense All this because he can't take the possibility that someone might be better at him at things he shouldn't be involved in to begin with.

When not lashing out at his parents for not being able to care for a child with so many special needs (because he needs to feel special.) Cable can be found ranting about how the blacks need to just shut up about racism or talking to his one and only friend, RainRain. Recently, he has been found to be going to Moja's apartment to get away from it all and enjoy a nice homecooked meal of Ramen instead of his usual diet of Potato Soup. At the very least, he hasn't shot up a school yet. Cable has been found to have shot up his local high-school with a pp-bizon and mp9, claiming that both guns were "meme-guns" on 3/20/2015.