Darkz

Miguel "Darkz" Pablo Sanchez Rodriguez Jimenez (Born January 1997, 21) is a professional skateboarder who got his start by playing surf maps on Dota 2. His immediate family consists of his two parents, and millions of demon spawn which crawl out of their genitalia every five minutes. These demon spawn never grow old.

His role model for most of his life has been Nacho Libre, but more recently his role model for his life has become the PP-Bizon. He has over six confirmed stattrak kills with his trusty Bizon.

Darkz is also what is known as a "nintenyearold" to many advanced social justice professors. His favorite games are the Melancholy of Haruhi Suziyama, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg, and Monster Rancher 2. Once he begins playing his nintendo games, he will never stop until he's died and rebirthed. If you ever need to find a "darkz" in the wild, his Virtual Boy is his favorite hangout spot. If you can find him next to his Virtual Boy, you can most likely find him staring at the ground in Counter Strike: Global Offensive.

Darkz recently recieved an invitation to join Fnatic's CS:GO team. He turned them down, saying "No dude Fnatic SUCKS. I bet two cents of skins on them once, and they didn't even win. Now I don't have any money to buy Senran Kagura."

Trivia

 * Favorite quote is "Fuck you, bitch"
 * Tumblrina
 * May or may not believe white people are the devil
 * Basically only uses sjw-isms on matters which immediately apply to him i.e. race, but feel free to insult the bitches and the fags. Basically he's a fucking ape.