Grey

Ryan "Grey" [last name removed due to multiple felonies] (Born 1995, age 5) Is a reformed alcoholic, best known for preaching the savior of our generation, the dank weed. However, not even weed can keep Grey from returning to his animal instincts and raging every time he sees a hero, turns on dota, or even turns on his computer. This rage has been known to be extremely potent and destructive, once destroying half of his hometown.

Grey's fatal nemesis is named "Axe". This is because once his grandfather went on a rampge with an axe, destroying half of his hometown. When Grey encounters Axe, the best course of action is to remove oneself from the conflict, and to be sure not to tell Grey that he was out of position, even if it was the case. Which it always is.

His New Jersey heritage gives him a very strange accent, which results in words such as "Schnozz", which references the dried beads of anal leakage which form whenever he gets too butthurt at a game. These beads eventually swell up in size, and if not contained, may destroy half his hometown.

Despite being a #Stoner, he is almost never high and instead complains about how he is never high. He was recruited by the New Alliance for Zeal In Stoners (NAZIS), a terror group known for getting arrested for possession and comitting mass marijuana bombings which are rumoured to have destroyed half of his hometown. He has since become a full blown member of this dangerous cult, and it is not a good idea to cross him.

Trivia

 * Once got drunk on top of a water tower, and accidentally knocked it over, destroying half of his hometown.
 * Favorite Quote is "There was nothing I could do there." Origin is believed to when his massive shart destroyed half his hometown.
 * Plays Tidehunter, despite not being able to hunt anything more menacing than a fly. Once whiffed his ult, which ended up destroying half of his hometown.
 * Can't tell the difference between a joke and ISIS, which once destroyed half of his hometown with an IED.
 * Used to be an extremely heavy drinker and would be constantly found crossfaded. Gave up his addiction after he killed his dad's side of the family and destroyed half of his hometown